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Wednesday, July 25, 2012


“Dog In The Butter”

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Subject opened a Twitter account on September 2, 2010. Final post to that account would arrive on September 30, 2010.

The following is a transcript of all tweets published those 21 days.

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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
9.02.10
9:10 AM

Thinking about buying Burger King.
9.02.10
9:20 AM

Dang. Burger King purchased today.
9.02.10
11:51 AM

And I love their original chicken sandwich. Definitely Top 5 of the fast food delicacies.
9.02.10
11:52 AM

Color me burned.
9.02.10
11:52 AM

always follow your impulse.
9.02.10
12:15 AM

@littlefoot72 you and me, turd. you and me.
9.02.10
11:53 PM

would I be cooler had I been born in 1990?
9.02.10
11:54 PM

@gonzotruk I know, I know. we used to be hilarious.
9.02.10
11:57 PM

i’m pretty tired
9.03.10
12:06 AM

Definitely tired.
9.03.10
12:09 AM

if I had another me… hmm…
9.03.10
12:23AM

did u see that thing about how small the sun is?? what’s next???
9.03.10
12:25 AM

I’m growing leaves out of my body like a tree. I can’t bend over
9.03.10
2:33 AM

the Jackson Five should have been called Michael Jackson
9.03.10
2:34 AM

@fivefingeredjackson i just mean that tito is extremely good looking
9.03.10
2:40 AM

sometimes things don’t come out like u mean ‘em… lol
9.03.10
2:46 AM

ime tired
9.03.10
3:12 AM

my cat cut a fart that smells like a Slim Jim – I’m half disgusted, half starving
9.03.10
3:50 AM

@missy2jingle i know!! they all taste like that
9.03.10
4:01 AM

anybody got five bucks I can borrow?
9.03.10
10:42 AM

@bedsidemanor thank you. yeah. the sweats broke. couple weeks we'll be having the time of our life.
9.04.10
1:09 PM

if you can’t smoke a frog, lick it.
9.04.10
1:12 PM

I meant to say that if you can lick a frog, join it.
9.04.10
1:31 PM

The Reasons Why Everything All The Time
9.04.10
1:37 PM

Duck Man awoke in the fecal position. His first thought: “I’m under water.”
9.05.10
11:52 AM

Reluctantly he reached for the Duck suit.
9.05.10
11:54 AM

That uncomfortable pulling it over the body.
9:05.10
11:54 AM

The stretch, the fight.
9.05.10
11:55 AM

The sound of the rubber mask snapping into place over his face.
9.05.10
11:56 AM

Every inch of him chafed, pulled tight, hot in the unbreathing suit, i
9.05.10
12:02 PM

t was all he could do to maintain balance on his tipped toes.
9.05.10
12:02 PM

“Take a good look at me,” he thought. “Dang.”
9.05.10
12:02 PM

@tallymebanana try motor oil and fescue...
9.05.10
12:11 PM

@thefruitofferment the not knowing what to do in this, yes. increasingly. maybe we can get together when you're out.
9.05.10
12:20 PM

keening is the noisome world
9.05.10
11:25 PM

as seen up close at a great distance
9.06.10
4:16 PM

was running down hill in dream fell sprained my mind. anybody 17 bucks i borrow?
9.07.10
4:12 PM

i strive all the time to not be man
9.08.10
12:43 AM

a bunch of skinny arbuckles
9.09.10
8:42 PM

dream clatter: all the silverware falling to the floor in the kitchen. you in another room listening.
9.11.10
7:16 AM

you waking up the day long
9.11.10
7:32 AM

it was nice to converse with you up here in the trees, old friend. you are well and good, the antidote to time.
9.12.10
5:05 AM

@themorningknows remember that old game we used to play, "color me purple"?
9.15.10
7:20 AM

@bennyj At the letter's close he wrote, "If I could tell you not to worry..."
9.15.10
7:28 AM

@themorningknows there was no winner.
9.15. 10
7:34 AM

how many times can you look at the same thing and not see it
9.15.10
7:44 AM

@toothyperkins as far as i know, wilbur's still chasing the sun.
9.15.10
8:15 AM

If a “public” pool ain’t going to allow “cut offs” then I don’t know what. WHAT’S IT COMING TO????
9.17.10
6:51 AM

it’s pretty simple, folks: a public intolerant of cut offs is a public I will not be a part of. i’m sorry, but.
9.17.10
9:11 PM

A bunch of us marching on pool at noon.
9.18.10
6:47 AM

If you want to make yourself heard, put on your cut offs and meet us at shaved ice stand across street.
9.18.10
6:48 AM

will admit: more than a little disappointed with the turnout today for the Cut Off March On Municipal Pool.
9.18.10
7:40 PM

i guess it's true what they say about eagles flying alone and true soldiers standing on their own.
9.18.10
7:41 PM

@american-ricky thanks, ricky. that's okay. i've marched alone before. lol. i hope your mom's feeling better.
9.18.10
7:52 PM

@american-ricky if you can get off work maybe we'll do the march again next saturday??!??!!!! keep it real, ricky.
9.18.10
7:55 PM

that guy in Spiderman, Jerry McGwire, when he said “show me the money!”
9.18.10
7:58 PM

NOTE to EVERYONE: do not ask me how the rally went
9.19.10
6:10 AM

I’m the “pool is half full" kind of guy. I just want to fill the other half of it is all.
9.19.10
6:11 AM

I could do without people using the term "crap shoot."
9.19.10
6:11 AM

the warm fist/fruit in my chest
9.19.10
9:01 PM

He said something about never being able to get it all together. He said something about the nature of time.
9.26.10
10:31 AM

Then he said something about going into the woods and rocking a deuce
9.26.10
10:32 AM

how it is the natural position for a body to take
9:26:10
10:33 AM

creating a hole and squatting over it
9:26.10
10:33 AM

the fine line between mad scientist and loser
9.28.10
7:51 PM

I found some beatable savings today at the sigh factory outlet. One begins to wonder if one is feeling like one's self.
9.30.10
8:46 PM

Mel Gibson was born without a face.
9.30.10
4:11 AM