I found some beatable savings today at the sigh factory outlet. One begins to wonder if one is feeling like one's self.

the fine line between mad scientist and loser

He said something about never being able to get it all together. He said something about the nature of time. Then he said something about going into the woods and rocking a deuce; how it is the natural position for a body to take -- creating a hole and squatting over it.

Mel Gibson was born without a face.

@skiplotem i know, i know. one more inch and we'd have had our hit. i hear you're building your little house deep in the desert? you're living for nothing now? i hope you're keeping some kind of record.

"Best not talk too loud; you're not as smart as you require of them. Your body breaks, your needs consume you forever. And with this lies the need to be here together." martsch

the warm fist/fruit in my chest

I could do without people using the term "crap shoot."

I'm a "the pool is half full" kind of guy. I just want to fill the other half of it is all.

NOTE to EVERYONE: do not ask me how the rally went.

that guy in Spiderman, Jerry McGwire, when he said "show me the money!"

@american-ricky if you can get off work maybe we'll do the march again next saturday??!??!!!! keep it real, ricky.

@american-ricky thanks, ricky. that's okay. i've marched alone before. lol. i hope your mom's feeling better.

will admit: more than a little disappointed with the turnout today for the Cut Off March On Municipal Pool. i guess it's true what they say about eagles flying alone and true soldiers standing on their own.

A bunch of us marching on pool at noon. If you want to make yourself heard, put on your cut offs and meet us at shaved ice stand across street.

it's pretty simple, folks: a public intolerant of cut offs is a public i will not be a part of. i'm sorry, but.

If a "public" pool ain't going to allow "cut offs" then I don't know what. WHAT'S IT COMING TO????

@toothyperkins as far as i know, wilbur's still chasing the sun.

how many times can you look at the same thing and not see it

@themorningknows there was no winner.

@bennyj At the letter's close he wrote, "If I could tell you not to worry..."

@themorningknows remember that old game we used to play, "color me purple"?

it was nice to converse with you up here in the trees, old friend. you are well and good, the antidote to time.

you waking up the day long

dream clatter: all the silverware falling to the floor in the kitchen. you in another room, listening.

@nyctaper great new built to spill bootleg. a better growing older.

a bunch of skinny arbuckles

i strive all the time to not be man

was running down hill in dream fell sprained my mind. anybody 17 bucks i borrow?

as seen up close at a great distance

poor, poor Saint Razalus, @razzledingley -- he died so that another might get laid and do Reality TV, and we are forever grateful

@seaoftuscumbia i posted you a new song. http//bonechina.com/75tryng thanks to @benboyer's instrumental here. one day, more.

@thefruitofferment the not knowing what to do in this, yes. increasingly. maybe we can get together when you're out.

@tallymebanana try motor oil and fescue...

"Take a good look at me," he thought. "Dang."

Every inch of him chafed, pulled tight, hot in the unbreathing suit, it was all he could do to maintain balance on his tipped toes.

Reluctantly he reached for the Duck suit. That uncomfortable pulling it over the body. The stretch, the fight. The sound of the rubber mask snapping into place over his face.

Duck Man awoke in the fecal position. His first thought: "I'm under water."

The Reasons Why Everything All The Time

i meant to say that if you can lick a frog, join it.

if you can't smoke a frog, lick it.

@bedsidemanor thank you. yeah. the sweats broke. couple weeks we'll be having the time of our life.

anybody got five bucks i can borrow?

@missy2jingle i know!! they all taste like that

my cat cut a fart that smells like a Slim Jim -- i'm half disgusted, half starving

ime tired

sometimes things don't come out like u mean 'em... lol

@fivefingeredjackson i just mean that tito is extremely good looking

the Jackson Five should have been called Michael Jackson

I'm growing leaves out of my body like a tree. I can't bend over

did u see that thing about how small the sun is? what's next???

if i had another me... hmm....

Definitely tired.

i'm pretty tired

@gonzotruk I know, I know. we used to be hilarious.

would I be cooler had I been born in 1990?

@littlefoot72 you and me, turd. you and me.

Dang. Burger King purchased today. And I love their original chicken sandwich. Definitely Top 5 of the fast food delicacies. Color me burned.

Thinking about buying Burger King.